It’s those sparkling eyes. Those sparkling, dead, beady eyes.

And that was only the second funniest thing to happen in the game.

Those are called “dry bones” and are therefore terrible.

...........Priceless

Now that you mention it, it’s kind of weird that sports leagues hold that power.

The series is set on the first day of the summer that the movie takes place at the end of, so the characters are about three months younger in the series - which makes it that much better.

No. Flo is immortal.

In order to prevent potentially program-damaging sexual assault charges, Dabo Swinney has banned women from Clemson’s campus.

Trick question that's a disgusting scrotum.

Kahlil McKenzie’s thighs need a paragraph on their own.

since before I could drive

Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

Wouldn’t have happened if the EPL got rid of relegation.

You know, when this song came out I thought Super Cat made the song but now that I’m older I can finally admit all he did was make it even worse.

Arian Foster is an Atheist.

Can you think of a worse song than Joe Walsh’s “Life’s been good”?

What is your biggest pet peeve regarding someone else in the office?

Well I still ended up with Alabama in the first spot. Thanks for nothing.

I can watch Pierzynski get punched in the face all day long.

Well, with a lot of this I’m sure we need to be clear we’re talking about “typical behavior”, which doesn’t do a great job of taking into account individual behavior.