Then you'd think these fuckers would be happy hunting those instead of elephants.

The MLS is about on par with the NHL now. On a per-game average, it actually beats out both the NBA and NHL, and that's before the MLS dropped Chivas, whose attendance was less than half of the next-lowest (San Jose). And it's a huge pain in the ass to find MLS or NHL on TV.

Fans of a team that doesn't exist until 2017 drinking beer that no one has drank since 2007.

Congratulations to the only free agent in the MLS, Brad Davis!

I still hate him. I just also hate those dickheads he got in trouble.

So what team do you play for?

This shit has really bothered me that people keep claiming it's white and gold. It's not. It's like they've never seen colors before in their lives. Like, are they just staring at the light behind the dress for an hour then looking at the dress? Anyway, dropping this here too.

This made me laugh.

GREAT YOU LEFT A BLACK AND BLUE DRESS OUT IN THE SUN FOR THREE MONTHS GOOD JOB.

Are you sure that wasn't Beyond the Pale? They look pretty much identical.

Awww I'd missed this before making my joke. +1!

This review sponsored by the Lagunitas Brewing Company of Petaluma, CA.

That brings up something that I've been wondering about Anita - how closely does she want developers to adhere to the standards she's proposed? Should every game follow these same standards, or is this something more that she wants to see change in the industry as a whole? Should we kill off metal bikini armor…

I don't give a fuck if someone wants to praise God and neither should you. Until you hear a post-game that goes "Ahhh thank God for those three touchdowns and also homosexuality is an abomination and evolution is a myth", it doesn't matter and you're the asshole for getting huffy about it.

Holy shit you JUST made me like Tim Tebow.

On the flip side, it'll be great to bring up during your first of many fights about money.

Black IPAs in Oregon (and Washington?) get called "Cascadian Dark Ales" in part because some beer nerds got around and decided it was kind of confusing to have "IPA" in the name of a beer that is very not-pale, but mostly to jerk off Oregon.

There is no worse human being on the planet than "cell phone operating system" guy.

NEVER. MIND.

Not even a line, but my favorite was Jon Lovitz being in the Memorial segment.