Like most Steve Martin movies, it walks the fine line between hilariously stupid and painfully stupid.

Can I guess how many times you use the term "Social Justice Warrior" in a day? I'm taking 11, but in the triple digits if you're feeling internet chatty.

Jason Spezza refused to waive his no-trade clause to go to the Predators. Enjoy your 22-point deficit, asshole.

But what if they were soccer-styled legos?

The vibrams did that for me too. I was bad about heel-striking and made it worse by getting into running on some rather cushy shoes. Vibrams did exactly what that chart showed - I had a few runs that hurt, but they also made it clear when I'd made proper corrections to mid/forefoot striking because it hurt a lot…

"Logic" is a really fun word when you want to claim intellectual superiority in an argument where you are making scientific claims without any scientific training or research.

And ninja turtles was a great TV show! And McDonald's had GREAT burgers! And Kool-Aid was INCREDIBLE!

Because it's a list of pizza toppings.

That sounds awesome but like 95% of chicken I've had on pizza has just been cut up useless chicken breast.

They've just started distributing here and I've already been quite impressed with the Hi-Res and the Bengali, and that's up against a crowded IPA field. Keeping my eyes peeled for Beast Mode. I know I just missed it at one bar.

I'd like to try it one day, but it seems difficult to declare an IPA as the best in the world. I've had too many really good IPAs to really picture one blowing the rest of them out of the water. I guess if you do stack them all up, one has to come out on top, but it's a silly thing to argue about.

does chicken on pizza taste good

A default pizza has mozzarella or an "italian blend". Totally fair game to count feta or delicious blob-cheese as "extra", because you know those cheap bastards you're ordering from will.

Pineapple + bacon + jalapenos.

Many people of the liberal/independent/mixed political mindset are turned off by the way he spinelessly wields that shield

Probably. I normally see Racer 5 and Lagunitas at around $9.50 a sixer in Oregon, though the special releases like Brown Shugga are creeping more up to $10.50 or $11. Of course, that all depends on where you're shopping and what sales are going on. Not a huge difference, but that $10 six-pack is a big mental…

I do like a six-pack that's above 7.5% for under $10.

I'm mostly playing on PS4, so I guess I'll just have to wait two months until it's $20 or $30 and everyone has stopped playing it. i.e. Titanfall.

It's hardly universal, but there is a certain type of beer drinker that thinks the darker a beer is, the more "manly" a beer is. There is probably a significant overlap between that line of thought and having stupid facial hair and even stupider hats. It's great considering that stouts are basically the chocolate…

I've heard this mentioned several times too, and Dick Cantwell from Elysian talked about that when they sold to AB-InBev a few weeks ago. He didn't like the sale, but more money meant better facilities and the ability to brew a more consistent product.