Oh come now - we've had enough chats about anti-IPA "GIMME A MANLY STOUT" guy to know that there are idiots pretending to get knocked off their asses by Guinness.

One of the three Elysian co-founders (and the one who voted against the sale) Dick Cantwell was NOT HAPPY with the ad. He's been a major proponent of getting craft beer going in Seattle, including legal reforms that have made it easier to brew and sell.

It's not that "female" is always bad. There are appropriate times to use it, obviously.

Here's the litmus test: Is it a situation in which you would also use the word "male"? If so, you're either fine or you talk about humans in general like lab experiments.

That's why I like both "female" and "thug" - they're instant clues as to who the sexist or racist asshole is. Otherwise it might take two, maybe even three more words before becoming dismissive of someone. I might even make it to "SJW" before telling someone to fuck off.

Drew, since I've moved to Portland I've had so many shitty, dry, crumbly biscuits, even from fancy white people trying to emulate Southern food.

I was tired of Nationwide dead kid before the end of the game. Only the day-after fascination with left shark has made that bearable again.

There are so many good options in the $20-$30 range for bourbon. I'd agree with Four Roses, though Buffalo Trace, Bulleit, Elijah Craig, or even Jim Beam or Evan Williams can work fine.

1. Bill

It's still tough. Patriots fans are awful, but they're already in the damn Super Bowl and have been the Patriots for so long now, I can't really picture another Super Bowl changing that.

Yes, that was the joke.

"We know that you've suffered through a lot of concussions...."

Some assholes won't take "no" from a woman if they think they have a remote chance, or will take the rejection personally (which I guess it is) and use it as an excuse to attack her. The "boyfriend" is a rejection that doesn't make him feel as emasculated.

Alternately: buy her a drink (that the staff hands her), wave at her from across the bar, then immediately leave for the rest of the night. You won't end up meeting her, but it's a nice gesture*.

I'm guessing it went more like "You know why I'm here".

It's a great snack but it's not a super bowl snack unless the party is being thrown by hunter millionaires.

Let he who lived on Midori Sours til the age of 24 cast the first stone.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck

• joke contribution for a fourth of July party

I'm serving plain tortilla chips at the party this year, out of spite.