Sometimes you go into the stands, and well, sometimes the stands go into you.

Pigs should be much higher on here because they're really fucking smart.

You're being very generous with the meat content of a McDonald's burger.

I would like to say that I would think anyone who follows Megan knew that already, buuuuuut...dot dot dot

Skipping all the words so I can immediately comment on her appearance. I'm sure she would have wanted it this way. I'm definitely not a dickhead.

That's my boy for sure.

Possum snake is cool, but it's no Kangaroo Snake courtesy of Stephen Secor via Mary Roach.

An Authentic Game is like pornography — impossible to define, but you know it when you see it.

Hold on....

Like Kevin Durant, hate Billy Haisley.

That is something I would have to buy a bottle of, because there's no way in hell I'm ordering that in a bar.

You monster.

"Redskin is a job" - Mark One Wolf

Go find yourself a Butterfinger Crisp bar. It's right below All Reese's Products, which should always be #1.

Noooope.

I hate candy corn but will still pick up and eat at least one any time I walk by it.

No, it's more piss poor than that. He uses the actual graduation rates of the top 25, so Notre Dame is 6th in AP, 7th in USA Today, but has the best graduation rate of the top 25. 6+7+1 = 14. Alabama is 3rd in both polls, but 11th in graduation. 3+3+11 = 17. 14 is lower than 17, so Notre Dame is above Alabama in G…

His "rankings" just factor in graduation rates, which is something he's touted for years. He just takes rankings of the AP poll, the USA Today poll, and the team's graduation rates ranking, adds them together, and the smallest number is the new number one.

Someone remind Whisenhurst that this is the QB that he brought in the next time he wants to piss and moan about "what the position entails".

At Times Square? Not really. But it is New York City. There's options around.