I looked at the beer list, was completely overwhelmed, and picked the only beer I recognized: Stella.

The Heineken drinker I knew was the same way. He was also painfully socially awkward and maybe OCD. He definitely had a major fear of new things in general.

Did you guys make up She-Gambit?

I saw that it was "She-Gambit", but that doesn't really answer my question.

The fuck is this?

Batman is an okay hero with a great cast of villains and his power is being super-rich. It's a better power than being FUCKING BLIND WHY IS DAREDEVIL RANKED NINE?

Have you had the River Ale? It's at 4% and is just complex enough to remain light and easy drinking. Maybe my favorite beer in the summer.

I honestly respect that a whole lot more than the guys that talk about hating IPAs (which can be perfectly valid) or only drinking dark beers. That attitude far too often comes from being some idiot that equates beer tasting like chocolate milk to being a "man".

So how did he get out of FSU so early?

Because you could be teaching people about actual healthy eating habits and nutrition instead of bullshit pseudoscience wrapped around a fad diet?

Lagunitas Lil' Sumpin' Wild is among my favorite 6-packs because not only does it taste great, but it clocks in just under 9% every year and is in a 6-pack. That's pretty much the sweet spot for getting me nice and buzzed and tasting a bit boozy.

Have you (or anyone) tried aging 120-minute? It's pretty rare out here so I bought a bottle and have been sitting on it. I'm trying to figure out if this is dumb because it's an IPA or will pay off because it's so boozy. And I have no idea how long.

You almost have to visit the Barrel House to get a true feel for how great Cascade is. They put out many of their best (Sang Noir, Vlad, Bourbonic) beers in bottles, but they also have so many more crazy inventive things that might only exist for a couple weeks and never leave barrel house.

Even if you understand what Lou Holtz said, it still won't make any sense.

I still don't understand this. I don't know a single person that would claim the MLS is anywhere near the big Euro leagues in terms of quality, yet keep hearing this argument from people that shit on the MLS.

I haven't had the Great Pumpkin, but Night Owl is my favorite six-pack of pumpkin (though any six-pack of pumpkin will wear on you), and Punkaccino was shockingly good.

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What's weird is that this is actually a 45-second looping gif.

It's almost like they were making a joke of it. Almost.