If this team were suddenly in Florida, no one would be able to tell.

It's "Tony", Mr. Shits.

This is what happens when assholes think the main problem they're having with another human being is their mode of transportation rather than the fact that other assholes exist.

Maybe if you crossed AT A CROSSWALK you wouldn't be in such danger.

Hate to play the race card but it happened on a track.

Even if they did, they'd just end up moving it a few years later so that more "real" fans could see it.

Word.

If he's really been a Bills fan for 27 years, he would know to expect nothing and to be satisfied when he gets it.

Or entering a mock draft as "Stefan" and pretending it's not Stefan but what a coincidence he does bear a striking resemblance to Stefan but TOTALLY isn't him, he's just pretending to be Stefan.

David Caldwell has selected Blake Bortles.

Nah, everyone hates Ohio.

FUUUUUUCK! Did you seriously just drop that sick gas station burn?

Fuck Pep.

Remember everyone - New York TIMES, Washington POST. Don't get them mixed up in either city.

If you ever get a chance to try Occidental's Kolsch, do it. It's a perfect spring/summer beer.

I thought about writing in to this one but honestly just couldn't think of anything interesting to say about the Titans. That's how fucking boring this team is.

That looks like someone just scooped loosed granola out of the bulk bins at the grocery store and pour some milk on it for some reason, like maybe thinking it was dehydrated cereal or something.

Statistics show that 100% of college football players will be signed to the NFL. This is sure to work.

Every time I talk to ultra people and read about ultra people it reinforces the only thing all ultra runners have in common: they're crazy.

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