To be fair, so did Reagan.

I don't really have anything to add to this story. I just wanted to click on anything other than the story about the blind date dick pic.

No, the fact that I choose to use profanity shows how little respect I have for your dumbshit misogyny.

One ball girl made one mistake.

I read this post at least 6 times trying to find an actual joke in here that doesn't make this the stupidest fucking thing I've read this month.

Being hit by a car.

Manhattan has more Frenchies than all other Boroughs combined. This is not surprising.

Is your brother's name "Fudge"?

Let me try this again:

MAYBE.

"Obviously fake. Native Americans are proud of the name." - the Redskin Action Committee of Instilling Social Truth

There is a female Hawkeye - Kate Bishop. She's in the Young Avengers and is also the co-Hawkeye in Matt Fraction's fantastic current run of Hawkeye.

Huh, morons. Next what? The whole DC universe turns to zombies?

Uhhhh what's next a black Iron Man?

Maybe they'll kill Superman next and give us FOUR Supermen instead.

*snort* maybe they'll give spiderman six arms or a suit made from an alien next. Totally ridiculous.

Ridiculous. Only straight white NATURAL males can be superheroes. Anything else is just pandering PC bullshit. Obviously no one outside our own specific demographics could be a superhero, especially not a mainstream one.

Thor was sealed in Eric's mind while Eric was in Thor's body, then they get separated and Thor is banished while Eric as Thor (but not Thor, but Thor) takes his place. Then some more shit happens and Thor's back and Not-Thor Thor becomes Thunderstrike.

Ugh! More PC bullshit! They're killing Captain America for THIS? I mean, sure they've killed him before. And Superman, Spiderman, The Flash, Jean Grey, god knows there's just a pile of discarded Robins at this point...but THIS TIME? HE'S BLACK!

We do have Miles Morales (and Miguel O'Hara), as well as Storm. And uhhh Blue Beetle. And a bunch of Native American tropes and some other shitty superheroes.