Between this and that gawd-awful Benghazi movie, is Jim from the Office hiding some extremely regrettable politics?

I mean, yeah. Jack Ryan is the American ideal in one tightly knit package: he knows everything, is physically at the peak, is a rugged individual who is always against impossible odds, who can look experts in the eye and say ‘I know better than you’, and ultimately discards all negotiation in favor of brusque violence.

I’ll have to do the same but I’ll have reservations out the wazoo because Biden is fucking awful.

There’s just so much bullshit to unpack with this line:

“I Have A Black Friend”

Biden 2020: Remember Obama?

“I got nothing against gay people, I just wish they’d stop all this existing all up in my face!”

I don’t know how he can sit there asking why Lil Nas X felt the need to publicly come out and challenging him about internalized homophobia while simultaneously looking disgusted at the prospect of even having the conversation.

Not hateful, hell. You can just hear in his voice how angry he is that the topic has even come up. You can see it in his face.

Hart asking “hate what?” and “why?” legitimately had me thinking this was some sort of skit for a minute.

Bipartisanship for Republicans just means Democrats shutting up and voting on whatever terrible bill they’re trying to push through lest they be accused of being troop hating socialists. 

Lana Del Rey is one of America’s greatest live songwriters for the people who never bothered to listen to America’s actually greatest living songwriters. 

Somebody please explain Lana Del Rey to me.

“one of America’s greatest living songwriters”

Lana del Rey doesn’t do anything for me, which does not mean that she isn’t talented, but P4k’s “one of America’s greatest living songwriters” still seems like a stretch.

Pitchfork’s “one of America’s greatest living songwriters” line really threw me off their review. I mean, it sounds like it’s a great record, and all (I haven’t listened, yet, so my super-scorching take on it is still TBD), but that’s a pretty bold flex in a world in which Bob Dylan, Joan Baez, Paul Simon, Stevie…

He just keeps banging the same drum over and over and then getting mad when people don’t find his 2004 persona funny anymore. I legit cringed through roughly half of this stand up and I won’t be back for another.

“I think Chappelle is capable of so much more, so I’ve been asking why is he doing this and what is he trying to accomplish.”

For someone whose platform has mostly been based on race, he sure doesn’t seem to give much of a fuck for the black Trans people being murdered at an alarming rate.

Now THIS is the discussion that I want to have!