It's a futuristic action RPG! Check.

Reason #90,024 why I need to move to Japan.

This is complete bullshit. If he didn't rape someone, he should absolutely defend himself. People are raped and it's horrible, but people are also falsely accused and that's also an injustice. These things come down to pure "he said, she said" and that's what makes them so difficult, but an innocent person…

Captain Marvel movie. Captain Marvel movie. CAPTAIN MARVEL MOVIE, DAMMIT.

I work at Best Buy and didn't even go to Best Buy for this...I bought it online.

Best Buy for what? Oh, to look at the CD art and order it online? Got it.

Chickens can fly.

They damn well better be serving Ketchup. Don't give me this salsa nonsense; this is a Pikachu Cafe for goodness sakes.

The Dark Calibrator works only in the shadows.

Was I the only person that saw Ash immediately? Also, I really should get back to work.

Dude... you just wait for the clamping-onto-your-neck animation and it's back-back-high punch... it couldn't be simpler

"Well, well, well, Mr. Bond. I see you enjoy public transportation."

i heard there was a shortage of pixels in Japan. Maybe she's also an environmentalist?

Thank God this terrifying criminal is off the streets.

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She should have spent that time learning to swim.