Michael Dorn

I enjoy the bold flavor of Uranus.

You may need to work out a bit more.

Viral marketing for Persona 5.

They actually waved around dildos. It's not like it's going to damage their psyche if they're exposed to sex.

Turtles all the way down...

I imagine there won't be a Greyjoy uniform, because we all know that Greyjoys don't sew.

Confused by the lack of The Venture Bros. (Thanks yet again, io9, for selling me on that one.)

Ash used Crunch. It was super effective.

My wife: "David! Stop licking your plate already!"

No fish is big enough.

Someone was in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction.

Procedural question: Why is the term "destroyed" used to denote when a wild animal is killed? Did Fish & Game use an RPG?

This is some kind of weird GIF war. I love it. Please keep GIF fighting.

I saw this expression and immediately thought of Shrek saying "What, Donkey?"

Honestly if the new model for sexiness involves having a robotic arm, sign me up.

I think there's only one proper reaction to this.

Yes, according to stupid PSAs I have seen all my life. And my brain is a fried egg or something.

The detective has arrived.