I'm doing exactly this for my essays. The Alex voice synthesizer is natural enough that I use it to decide if I should rewrite a sentence for style because it sounds weird when spoken, and not just because there's a grammar error.

GameBoy Color playing a B&W version of Pokemon colors. Me likes.

That's why I said it should have been an option you could have used if you wanted, not something that happened automatically... which is exactly what DOES happen when you get into a vehicle.

The actual aircraft are smaller than they appear.

"There it is again. Someone sent me an email with the words 'Sent from my iPhone'. I'm going to have to see what this iPhone business is all about someday..."

I would lose all the shits if I ever tried to be an air traffic controller. God bless them.

Someone needs to write a mod that turns The Sims 4 into Small World.

There are very few individual levels of any game that I consistently dream about playing again and this is one of them.

Pfft, say what? A bottle of maple syrup from Maine is worth more than this douche.

Because you deliberately overlooked it:

Kerbalcruiser operatio-BOOM!

He activated my trap card.

We were walking by the store and they just gave us one. I'm going to sell mine for some DS games.

There's a kid in my class who's crying looks for all intents and purposes like laughter. He has that face and I just egg him on to make him laugh harder and tears start rolling down his face. Then I go Oh, Shit! Fools me every time.

With all the college film makers running around there is an actual chance that actually happened.

Make me care, I like bad puns.

AND CROWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!

Oh tell me why!

Oh damn, I want one!

Does it come with detachable head action?