DLC that turns Mario Kart 8 into ChoroQ? Sold.

Nay, it is perfect.

I genuinely feel sorry for the one that got run over twice.

"the pieces connect but won't complete the two lines."

We can't even be bothered to go to Shibuya to take a photo, so we'll stand in front of a picture of Shibuya.

God damn, I want that whole plate right now!

At the end of the video, someone should have been at the piano and just hit that square chord that Martin invented for Halo 3.

To use your situation as an example: If one of the children comes up to me with just multi-colored scribble on some paper and says "Look!". I wouldn't have to lie and say "Wow, that's great!", I would say "Oooh, look at all those colors." I would simply be making an observation and the child will almost always take it…

Yes, you are right. I was pretty tired last night. :P

If you become more aware of the world around you and just pay attention to things beyond yourself, you will find plenty of meaningful and positive things to say without having to resort to lying.

It still makes me chuckle how the left side of the inland United States is virtually abandoned. It's not like it's a desert, why did people get 300 miles past the Missisippi then say "Ah, fuck it."

The Western settlement of America. Not that stupid nomadic Eastern settlement junk. *rolls eyes*

What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of all these LEGOs I'm buying.

Is the Simpsons already a last generation thing? To the point where you have to say "Springfield... you know, for that TV show The Simpsons?"

Don't we all.

You have been chosen to play our new mobile game with micro-transactions.

Mr. Miyazaki; keeping it real.

Thank you for reminding me about this. I started smiling at "I'm okay!" And didn't stop. Very hilarious twist after the end of the first half.

Can you imagine being his roommate? He comes into the room swinging a broomstick at you and you jump to defend yourself.