Make it happen Nintendo!

I maintain that Terry Crews was the best US President to date.

That has to be most well-defined cat-2 hurricane I've ever seen.

In what I can only attribute to being a glitch of my old childhood memories, I associate Weather Channel satellite loops of hurricanes lumbering towards the American coastline with this music:

This game was released at the very moment of Michael Bay's conception. Energies from Sirius and Vega channeled its energy into his mother's womb.

Anyone who was just kicked in the nads, please proceed down this hallway.

Dragon? Nonsense. There hasn't been a dragon in these parts for a thousand years...

Yes. The hammer's head is under the table, putting most of the downward force on the same side as the sliver of ruler touching the table. And the hammer's handle is pushing up against the opposite side of the ruler, creating the most visually alarming counter-balance ever.

Seriously, I would borrow money just for the damn box!

This is the same guy that did the amazing Fleep short story. If you go to the website and click Archives, it's still there.

Perfect viewing music:

You, sir, just made my day.

"There's someone in my house!"

Insert half-melted gummy worms for the brain.

"These wasps collect dead insects."

She looks like a Project Diva character now.

The doctors immediately regretted saving it.

Houston: "We lied, there's no moon."

"People they come together.", said Jane