She hatched the eggs that were given to her... I hope people who watch the show aren't going around thinking she popped them out of her vagoo. Putting the biology aside, I think that would smart like nothing else could.

Wish they had digitally inserted a mic for him to drop.

...I can smell you...

"JUST AS IT SEEMS LIKE THE CULPRIT IS SLOWING DOWN, HE TAKES ANOTHER TURN... INTO A RESIDENTIAL AREA!!!"

Oh god, real cat-people are terrifying!

Minecraft was sustainable and growing loooong before these vultures got a hold of it. If that ilk were to suddenly up and leave, Minecraft would be just fine. If the outcry over losing the free meal ticket is anything to go by, it would likely allow the overall quality of the community to improve.

They'd all look like Willow.

As you can see from the photo above, the pancake ends up being more cake-like than the thin, flat rounds we're used to. You can cut it in wedges and serve it for breakfast just like a cake:

Only if I pinch my finger between two pieces trying to put the friggin thing together.

Embittered & Spiteful Luigi (Unlockable)

By the next Mario Kart, it'll be at the same level of character reveals for a Smash Bros. game.

If $1.80 for a giant churro and a Pepsi is nasty, I don't wanna be clean.

Apes dressed as police officers arrest her.

For a full second I thought the headline said "RIP George R. R. Martin 1963 ~ 2014"

This is the theme song for the Peter Jackson version of Game of Thrones. Which is three four and a half hour long movies ...per book.

He's walking around with a giant fake sword and not even one mall cop tries to taze the shit out of him?

It's a greeting foyer, for visitors. Why not make it look nice? Though I'll bet there's a nice mess to clean up after every Romulan battle and destructive anomaly.

So now there's going to be a scene where a merman Khal Drogo throws a shark into a crowded cruise liner, snapping it in half, and showing no consideration for the people on board.

I have a brain that is wired differently that most others. I test equally as intelligent as the next man, but this difference made it very hard for me to grasp reading at a young age. I was typically a year behind everyone else in my class as a child. Reading was exhausting to me and my parents and teachers had to…