Making English flashcards for my students. Those little buggers are going to learn how to use pronouns correctly if it's the last thing I ever do.

This is definitely true. Though I wonder if they factored in that every single grocery store sells booze and that there are beer vending machines on public streets.

Seriously, if they had the same FX budget as 2012 I would see it twice. The entire world goes to complete and utter shit in a matter of seconds how could there not be world-class CG talent lining up to try and visualize that?

YOU'RE NEVER GETTING YOUR EMMYS BACK!

I read your comments in Mark Hamill's Joker voice (and Leroy's comment in the voice of Harley Quinn).

Jesus would turn out to be an evil robot alien, giving Superman the moral all-clear to beat the shit out of him.

After all the armageddon movies right before the year 2000, they needed a breather.

No, just a silhouette of Luigi launching himself sideways.

Mmm... I wonder if she likes Italian?.

Someone teach me to say "Put all the marshmallows in a separate container." in Japanese and I will order this.

So is the idea that anyone could even get a license after ~90% of humanity and every colony it had was obliterated.

If there isn't a level that deliberately makes you do "butterfly" spins, I will be disappoint.

This is exactly the Link that I know.

Every time I think I've got something, it turns out to be a direct quote from Spaced Invaders. Oh well...

Well, not every woman is girly. In the same way not every man is the fucking Brawny towel guy.

Speed Limit Enforced By Aircraft

Dear sis,

"So then we are either very, very, very, very, very much in danger, or very, very, very, very, very much... safe."