'There might be a 100% chance of death.'

You'd better find a way to attach that to a flac cannon.

The fuck, man, it's three in the morning!

Is it still around?

Not my thing, but I've seen this in Whole Foods in California.

As far as I can tell, Japanese Dr. Pepper tastes exactly like American Dr. Pepper... but like you said, with less of the artificial crap that the US faults to. As a result, all soda outside of the States is much kinder on my system and tastes a little more flavorful (This is my experience traveling through and living…

Because legally it could be a false advertisement claim. I agree with you, but their fleet of suits wouldn't allow it.

When you said Robbie I thought you meant this:

Galaxy Quest

Let's see... the manual says... One, wear protective gear. Check. Two, do not poke the yellow portions of the body as they may burst suddenly. Okay. Three, do not look directly into its eyes, it is still alive and will become agitated. Uh...

The new guy looked at his partner. "If he's so dangerous, why haven't we executed him?"

I just tried to imagine what a Galaxy-class starship would look like in the Abramsverse and I started having heart palpitations.

Roughly 80 years (and two Enterprises) pass between Kirk and Picard. Her grandparents would be about 6 years old.

What if we made a movie that had the tagline: "The Earth is flat... Imagine if it was SPIRAL!"

Satoru Umeta was clearly not having a nice day. ...As he was so explicitly instructed to.

Asa Butterfield?

Oh look, it's the PLEASE BUY US!!! collection.

All the electronics manufacturers in the 70s and 80s definitely did not get your memo.

All my hair migrated south, but otherwise I'm no worse for the wear.