Let's see... the manual says... One, wear protective gear. Check. Two, do not poke the yellow portions of the body as they may burst suddenly. Okay. Three, do not look directly into its eyes, it is still alive and will become agitated. Uh...

The new guy looked at his partner. "If he's so dangerous, why haven't we executed him?"

Satoru Umeta was clearly not having a nice day. ...As he was so explicitly instructed to.

Asa Butterfield?

Oh look, it's the PLEASE BUY US!!! collection.

All the electronics manufacturers in the 70s and 80s definitely did not get your memo.

All my hair migrated south, but otherwise I'm no worse for the wear.

Perma-snow.

The power of the lesser known Triforce of Wrinkle Cream.

excessive Gainax bounce

She was the only person in the world who could make that damned hat work.

I don't remember Audrey Hepburn ever being able to do this, though. Then again, I haven't seen all her movies.

An ambush! I knew finding the stash of power pills behind the bar was too good to be true. I must be getting close to the truth about "The Maze" if they're sending four of their Ghosts after me at the same time. My only hope is to lose them in the alley and swing around the other side, maybe these goons are as slow as…

I would have backed this if I could have. So glad it's gotten funded, I just hope there are no complications during production.

Hail Satan!

Shepard.

That looks like it could just slice through any car in front of it.

Step 2: Replace Pigmens' gold sword with a Staff Weapon.

Programming clippy into Minecraft: