Mute this video and play this in the background:

Basic sense things like demonstrating proper use, not saying WOW GOOD JOB when they fuck up but instead telling them to try again with a moderate and positive tone, giving them pointers as they practice, stuff like that. I could be long-winded about it but I'm too tired. Besides, western culture has its work cut out…

We're teaching them at three and four over here. You'd be surprised what something that can barely walk straight can do if you encourage them correctly.

But don't, you know, teach kids that there are penalties for disobeying parents and mistreating other children...

Real life sure is dusty.

Wow, there are days between each of them? The staff be slacking all to hell...

Your challenge for next weekend is to go outside.

All 296 are in the OhioStateBuck's collection, as well as variant builds (there was no patching via the internet back then) and color variants. It's a lovely tribute to the final days of the game cartridge.

"This dining table is now the property of the Galactic Empire!"

Better than Love is an Open Door at least. Personally I think a Frozen level in Kingdom Hearts is a great idea... might as well strike while the iron is hot.

You ripped your entire comment right out of my mind. Except for the P.S. part... the only terrible thing about Spirits Within was that the space station was "Powered by Palm". Even in 2001 me and my techie friend just exchanged a knowing look.

I would go to Shattrath on purpose to get away from everyone. Someone in my guild actually messaged me "Why are you in Shatt?"

That's my response too. Even after being told, they don't look anything alike.

I got chills because of the old-school Konami logo.

Agreed, make a Twin Snakes cut of this trailer.

If we make it through the next Dentist visit, I'll tell you.

At least he hasn't gained any weight.