Mute this video and play this in the background:

I'm going to Hodor them a new Hodor for what they've Hodor!

Basic sense things like demonstrating proper use, not saying WOW GOOD JOB when they fuck up but instead telling them to try again with a moderate and positive tone, giving them pointers as they practice, stuff like that. I could be long-winded about it but I'm too tired. Besides, western culture has its work cut out…

We're teaching them at three and four over here. You'd be surprised what something that can barely walk straight can do if you encourage them correctly.

But don't, you know, teach kids that there are penalties for disobeying parents and mistreating other children...

Real life sure is dusty.

Wow, there are days between each of them? The staff be slacking all to hell...

Your challenge for next weekend is to go outside.

How is it possible that anyone would let her stay at the end of the line, for obvious reasons, yeah. Costuming tricks be damned, the end results speak for themselves. :)

The average joe is more inclined to use IE on a Windows machine, just like they're more inclined to use Safari on a Mac or an iPhone. Behold, the power of default settings.

Whoever wins, we lose.

How is that possible?

The only thing that could have possibly made this better is if Supergirl also had a stogie in her mouth. :P

*clink, clink, clink* Trek-kies... Come out and pla-ay!

I suggest you check tomorrow's paper for a Lenscrafters coupon.

I like this guy.

"Would the owner of a 2000 series AT-ST walker please report to the parking lot, your car is on fire."

So this is what Cameron Diaz has been doing recently.