I got chills because of the old-school Konami logo.

Agreed, make a Twin Snakes cut of this trailer.

If we make it through the next Dentist visit, I'll tell you.

And have a manly party?

Okay, now she's doing it on purpose.

You can thank the sketchy English dub for the cursing, chances are the actual Japanese dialog wasn't nearly as bad.

At least he hasn't gained any weight.

"...And fallen short of the glory of basic page layout skills."

"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's EXCELLENT!"

Welp, I know what I'm going to wake up screaming about tonight...

I understand. It was a "wrap it up right the fuck now" style episode in both cases. At least Enterprise was clever about it, so I liked that ending more even though I didn't like it was ending. Would you have liked it better if the whole Endgame scenario was Barkley recounting the whole ordeal to Troi or a Starfleet…

Malon is Black Widow, who worked for the Gerudo in the past and did a lot of things she regrets now. Sarah is Agent Carter, the out-of-time love of Link's life that went on to found K.O.K.I.R.I. And that damned owl is Director Fury, who may have been a great soldier in the past, but these days just stands around and…

Um, wow. There's a particular... flavor to the half-serious madness you just typed. At this point I'm at least 50% certain you are one of the original members of the TrekWeb forums.

So your fanfic combines Voyager and the Temporal Cold War? Let's add Wesley Crusher and JJ Abrams to make it a greatest hits of things Trek fans hate with a blistering passion. :)

No, the Borg were (rather, the Queen was) too thick to ever get it. It took Janeway time traveling, double-teaming the Queen, and decimating much of the entire collective with a weaponized virus AND nuking a major transport hub to finally get them off their backs.

Giggled at the "Scientifically accurate" pirate.

WELL THAT'S NOT CREEPY!

Don't worry, she'll swing back to him for the next Avengers movie.

LIGHTBEARD! XD