She should be driving a rocket-powered hoverboard.

Or when Dell installs the effing ports upside down in some of their systems!!!

No more so than mission commanders that look as good as George Clooney.

So was rescuing the Cosmonaut considered charging the mound?

Warning: Category 5 kaiju approaching.

I'm holding out for a functioning Arendelle, replete with testificates.

Your idea of better is sequels to movies that already have sequels? You are a walking, talking example of what it means to treat opinion as fact.

Challenge: Accepted

Up until a few months ago, I made sure I didn't own anything I couldn't squeeze into a backpack and a single carry-on. My situation and motives were rather extreme, but it is a very good thing to regularly prune yourself of excess possessions.

So they don't ask what's wrong with everything because you're selling perfectly good stuff?

Gore level: Battle Angel Alita

Even the CD is printed out like an old PS2 game.

Alcohol, obviously.

So... many... iOS ports.

"The First Sword of Bravil does not run."

Va-va-voom.

There was a dating sim by Konami that had DDR as a mini-game.

World Order is the X-2 to this article's X. Not as manly, but way better done.

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