She should be driving a rocket-powered hoverboard.

Or when Dell installs the effing ports upside down in some of their systems!!!

No more so than mission commanders that look as good as George Clooney.

So was rescuing the Cosmonaut considered charging the mound?

Dave immediately regretted joining the "no rules" historical re-enactment society.

Ironically, unique characters is how Marvel and every other comic company started, right? A return to the creation stage would be excellent so long as the existing properties aren't ignored.

Warning: Category 5 kaiju approaching.

Q: How do I keep my posts from looking weird when I post images?

A: Learn HTML.

When I was little I always wondered why certain food that I liked would suddenly taste gross. But instead of worrying about it, I would simply eat something else and feel upset about not being able to enjoy something like cheese anymore... especially when I had a craving for those foods. I dunno if that counts as an…

I'm holding out for a functioning Arendelle, replete with testificates.

Your idea of better is sequels to movies that already have sequels? You are a walking, talking example of what it means to treat opinion as fact.

Challenge: Accepted

Up until a few months ago, I made sure I didn't own anything I couldn't squeeze into a backpack and a single carry-on. My situation and motives were rather extreme, but it is a very good thing to regularly prune yourself of excess possessions.

So they don't ask what's wrong with everything because you're selling perfectly good stuff?

Gore level: Battle Angel Alita

At first I was like

Even the CD is printed out like an old PS2 game.

If anyone made a movie about THIS ship, I will watch it!

To which HBO co-president Richard Plepler added, "We told [author George R.R. Martin] we'd go as long as he keeps writing."

Alcohol, obviously.