Hey, whatever works. This is exactly what saved Meet The Spartans.

That is a very western thing. The Japanese appreciate function over form. And given the personality of Nintendo in a historical sense, no one should be reading into the appearance of this building.

I swear I've seen that as fanart somewhere...

That's what the really look like, except for one thing. The actual operators are usually wearing perfectly white and pressed gloves.

Both of those warnings could just be a static jpg that never goes away. Like the No Smoking "lights" on airplanes that are just painted to the display.

I am now trying to appear as though I am resisting the urge to use this book to teach a group of five-year-olds.

I wanted to tag a gif with "Zero fucks given", but I can't decide which one deserves it more...

I used to... almost none of them saw the light of day though. I have ideas now and then, I just don't have time to be serious about it. Though if you read io9, I occasionally contribute to the Writing Inspiration and Six-Word-Story posts.

So it's Skyrim with a Paragon/Renegade meter?

Mario is your average plumber. He has a struggling company, a run down apartment in a less than safe neighborhood, and overdue bills. He hates his life. One day, he hears a sound coming from a pipe in his own home while trying to fix a leak. It's a person. The high-pitched but pleasant and cultured voice claims to be…

What? An article about Macs?? On MY Kotaku??? I must object with Apple cliches originating from the 90s!

Congratulations, winner of today's Captain Obvious award.

As a parent you are required to keep yourself on a rotating modulation. :)

"I say to you, sniper, before the cock crows you will denounce me... THREE TIMES!"

It makes the voices in my head be quiet!

If I were your boss I would fire you for reading blogs at your desk regardless of the content. Get back to work, slacker! ;)

May I ask what kind of job you have?

The second thing to say can cut down lying by 25%: "I'm about to ask you a question. But before I do that, will you promise to tell the truth?" (Hopefully the kid will say "yes.")

The whole reason to get this router is to follow some simple instructions and install custom firmware like dd-wrt or Tomato. So as you indicated, it does support IPv6.

They had to wrap it in thick blankets after pulling it out, poor thing was shivering.