It’s okay, Bernie Sanders is still an honorary woman to me.

Her healthcare will probably be paid for by Liberal Tears as well.

if she were a Real American™ she would dress the wound by her bootstraps

Hopefully her wound will be covered with Liberal Tears brand gauze.

I think that’s incredibly patronizing. That’s exactly the kind of argument that got Gloria Steinem in so much trouble. I don’t deny that sexism, unfortunately, plays a role in presidential politics. But I’m a little tired of the “Bernie supporters are just a bunch of sexists” line. It’s a red herring. There are…

Sexism surely accounts for some portion of the support for Bernie, but keep in mind that it’s mostly age. (And really, it’s no wonder, since older men are a hell of a lot likelier to be sexist than younger ones.) Bernie has the support of young women by a huge margin in most places, and it would be more than a little…

Do they serve burritos at this mosque? If so I am very interested.

OH BUT I BET IF IT WERE IN A MOSQUE HE WOULD GO

Because we won independence from the stiff upper lip?

Off topic: About a year ago I had this never-ending stuffy nose nasal drip bullshit thing going on that mostly just made me really snotty and cranky for about three weeks. I dragged my ass into work every day, though (no one else got sick). About a week in, my boss’s boss is all, “Hey, I heard that if you cut an onion…

Huh. And I had heard such good things about mashed onion.

Who cares?

Remember: it’s more important to be vocal about things you find detestable than to actually do anything about it.

I honestly don’t get it with these fucktards. They literally believe that at any second, once Breitbart comes up with a “report” that says the exact same thing for the thousandth time, a cop is going to come up and slam handcuffs on Hillary mid-speech.

It’s bio degradable. Unlike your DEATH pillow.

Life hack SNOW makes a GREAT Pillow!