I had a friend who’s mom stuck to those weird ideals really hard. Tragically, he died in an accident when we were in highschool. I remember his mom asking us, his friends, if keeping him on a tight leash or controlling his diet was worth it, and if he was unhappy or resented her for it. Nope he was a happy kid up to…

If anyone has watched any of the Kardashian shows they would know that Kourtney could be pregnant with Moloch’s baby and she would be chill as hell.

Or maybe Clinton is just a bad candidate and young women don’t like her.

“if Hillary wins, I am voting for Trump!” Is something I’ve never heard or seen anyone say except by Clinton supporters supposedly quoting someone.

They seem to be doing fine.

She got it mixed up, you’re supposed to put sliced bananas in the socks and a fresh tomato balancing on your forehead. You can trust me, I’m a toothless old timey farmer with leathery skin and a straw in my mouth.

Uh, anyone else notice the woman in the future lady leader booth isn’t wearing shoes? Also, does “Rage like W” mean “alcoholic”?