Don't mind me, I'm just choking to death on some gingerbread cookies, watching Kirk Cameron defend materialism in the name of one of the world historical figures most famous for renouncing it.

I'm pretty sure we covered this case in law school when I was pregnant. I still feel nauseated thinking about it. If I had not already been completely pro-choice at that point (hyperemesis gravidarum will do that to a lady-something so awful I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy) I would have become pro-choice hearing…

I think it's important to know that they are referencing In re AC, a case in the 1980s that was later overruled by a higher court, which held that the the forced c-section violated the woman's right to refuse medical treatment and that the court that ordered the treatment was wrong. (Her family also sued the hospital,…

I've tried to read the article twice and each time I have to stop because I feel like going into a screaming fit.

As part of this glorious struggle, may we also declare war on "The Elf on the Shelf", that elaborate hoax perpetrated on children to destroy their trust in grown-ups and train them to tolerate totalitarian surveillance?

I was all about "no early Christmas is fine! calm your tits people!" when I worked in a drive thru coffee shop where I controlled the tunes.

This is going to be a fabulous tool for shit-stirring. My relatives were posting "It's MERRY CHRISTAMAS not HAPPY HOLIDAYS" memes before I'd even bought the kids Halloween costumes.

NEVER!

As a follow up, here's the commercial. Notice that the video was uploaded to YouTube by K-Mart on SEPTEMBER 12. No. Bad, bad K-Mart. Stop.

Hobby Lobby doesnt "do"Halloween. They have "Fall" stuff.

K-Mart had the nerve to start airing Christmas adds in September. I called them out for it on Twitter. They maintained some overly cheery "But it's not really a Christmas ad" nonsense as a response. BS. It's a Christmas ad—they don't mention Christmas in the ad, but they do say that, hypothetically, if there's a gift…

I'm sorry, I can't have this discussion until November 28th. Right now is TURKEY TIME!!!!!!

YOU TINSEL-COVERED TRAITOR

I'm in - we must fight to re-establish the original front in this war - the day after Thanksgiving. Went to target on Halloween and the Halloween stuff was no where to be found, they were laying in the Christmas gear. That night it seemed like the Christmas tv commercials were unleashed. Enough I say. Back to…

I'm game. Every Christmas Eve after the family dinner but before the usual holiday bar crawl I watch Fight Club. Then Christmas Day I take me and my hangover to my rents' house. We open presents, then watch Snatch on a continuous loop while eating leftovers to combat A Christmas Story on TBS. Christmas, you are…

My sister is getting married in the middle of December, so we actually are boycotting Christmas in my family. There's too much to deal with in regard to the wedding to worry about getting each other presents and shit. We're just going to meet up on Christmas to... good god... enjoy each other's company. And I'm…

See, beginning Christmas the day after Thanksgiving is right and proper. Any more than that is TOO MUCH CHRISTMAS.

I sold my soul to a (huge) marketing company to pay off my student loans, and this 4th quarter is BLEAK. It's usually the 'buckle down, no one gets sick days, fuck where did all these clients come from' time of year. But this year, people have nothing to do and sometimes just go home early. The rumblings are, people…

NO TOLERANCE FOR COLLABORATORS, SHOW YOURSELF OUT SIR/MADAM

I'm in. My sister had a costume party on November 1, so I thought I should be able to get some discount costume pieces. Nope. The big stores had completely swapped out the costumes for tinsel and those large inflatable Christmas yard things. Even before Halloween, I couldn't find a Halloween shirt for my niece in a…