-sips Lipton-

I swear to God if this show isn't at least good I will be very very cross for a day. And then I'll get over it and go back to complaining about Doctor Who.

His fingers are creepily long. I couldn't stop staring at them.

This problem was permanently resolved once Rick ripped a dude's throat out with his teeth. I mean, before that, but definitely then. The Love Actually guy is dead now.

Liam Neeson's kid was Jojen, too.

This whole "can't watch this video in your country" thing grows increasingly more annoying.

Kate McKinnon was ON FIRE in this episode. I loved everything she was in, especially the singing sisters and the cat lady sketch.

Second 1D skit required a costume change. Sadly, they all became trapped in their too tight trousers.

When I was 14, I was similarly groped...by Chuck E. Cheese. Fortunately, the waitress swatted him firmly in the ass with a pizza tray mid-skeevy hug and hauled him off. When "Chuck E." came back later, he was a foot shorter and much fatter. None of the adults supposedly hosting the birthday party (I was escorting a…

I really hope that manager called the police and a bust went down and that's why he never turned up again.

I'm not sure what the secret is, but I've had pot brownies and mushroom fudge before, and both actually tasted excellent (I was especially amazed that I couldn't taste the mushrooms. Those things are fucking nasty). We tried to re-create the fudge once on our own, and it came out worse than just eating them plain. …

And brings them in on their first day all willy nilly?

Uhh, the bike guy story made my skin crawl. And the boy scouts - don't try to tell me that men aren't taught early on in life that harassing women is acceptable behavior.

"Daddy wants to get his rocks off!"

oh god the chuck e cheese one

At first I was all excited about a Tobias Fünke lookalike...

Who the hell leaves a tray of Pot-Cookies unattended?

Right you are. That Manager was a complete tool.

What were you wearing, Chuck-E-Cheese? Mighta been asking for it.