"please mtv pimp my ride!"

are you pulling me over because i'm black?

Can we all agree that the absolute best thing about the World Cup was the definitive lack of Berman on ESPN programming?

All I want is for Chris fucking Berman to get off of TV, forever. Send him back back back back back back back back back back to wherever the fuck it is he came from.

"Messi? I would give him heaven if possible," Maradona said.

I swear to God, Putin. One more dick pic and we're bombing your ass back to the Stone Age.

Wrong, there should be 4 stars now :p. Also "Deutschland über alles" just meant that German unity should be a more important issue than teh quarrels between the small german states before germany became a nation. it has nothing to do with any feeling of superiority. Context is really important.

Die Weltmeisterschaft ist langweilig! Mein pantsuit ist röt! Ich mache ein selfie!

a woman where I work is in need of a new to her car. She is small and wants a small car. Cars that are stereotyped as "girl cars." Browsing online, these cars were priced 40-100% above market value at dealerships. I think I've discovered sexist predatory dealership pricing.

Especially if he's not mentally fit!

he dead now

Fahrvergnügen.

I think the word is Schweinsteiger.

I'm sorry

Billy Corgan and Tila Tequila freaked me out more than him with Jessica Simpson. Oh Billy I've loved you since the mid 90s when I was an angsty teen listening to "Mellon Collie" and "Adore" in my three disc stereo system on shuffle, but the 2000s were not kind to you. You made some horrible decisions then.

Billy Corgan/Jessica Simpson

Just saw yesterday that Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara are doin' IT.

oversight ALERT :