Gilberto Silva makes Ballack look like a native English speaker, I cringe when trying to listen to his analysis.

feather one. bouchards twin sister is named after the one in the aztec-chandelier/nuvaring hat

I'm gonna guess the feather one, but that's just because I like feathers. And the other one looks vaguely like a model of a woman't reproductive system.

fuck you

It's my birthday too... I'm substantially older than Malia, but I still love that my birthday's on the 4th.

Anyone else notice that Bey and Blue's dress prints are from Mommy Dearest? NO? JUST ME? OK. Happy Holidays.

Psh, when I get 100 balls for my birthday everyone just slut-shames me :(

If he's German, he's a soccer "bru."

We got emails here at the office saying we were at 89% capacity because too many people were streaming. I've never been prouder of my coworkers.

Beckerman has been better than Bradley for sure.

That was a good ball, but doesnt account for all his fuckups earlier.

I think whomever was supposed to be in charge of watching Ronaldo was planning their post-game interview too. He should never have been allowed anywhere near the ball without at least three or four players ready to jump on him at a moment's notice

I don't see what the big deal is. The US should just take a lesson from Ford and IBM prior to World War II and collaborate with the Germans and move on.

Come for sports and snark, stay for a grammar lesson.

nothing would make me happier, but i wouldn't even be a little surprised if müller were to score nine goals by like the quarterfinal