I know they are really cute when they are little, but this is why you need to release them back into the wild before they reach maturity and become aggressive.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a most reluctant +1.

Alana's an 8 year old reality TV star. I'm not sure we should be critiquing her behavior as much as the adults around her.

Until they make them Blu Blockers style, I'm not gonna be satisfied.

If we just put the TMNT on the pitch, we would be UNSTOPPABLE!

Can we agree to stop calling the US men's team USMNT? It looks too much like TMNT and that is a problem. That headline would be so much more awesome if it were about Ninja Turtles.

The marathon's path doesn't go through Wade's constituents' neighborhood, for good reason: There aren't a lot of parks there...

Have to respect a man who kicks the shit out of people for a living but still has the soft side that yearns for Mr. Bubble.

2 Xanax and some Scotch. Nothing works better.

Just spit out my gum reading that.

This is why you do not jerk off with motor oil.

If you think it works, then it will work. In endurance sports, your mental outlook on the event can be the difference in a DNF and a PR. At one point I REALLY believed my pre-race ritual was the reason for my faster times, but in reality it was the calming effect of them and the belief in them that allowed me to…

Big words from someone running horses to death.

Coburn makes a great point about how unfair it is that some participants in the Belmont don't run the first two Triple Crown races. I was just talking to a friend about how fair the rest of horse racing is to the horses.

Fuckin' horse racing....

This is clearly just another clever marketing stunt to promote the You Should Be Afraid of Everything and Never Leave Your House Again Campaign.