Been watching mostly because of Hardwick and fits in nicely after an hour of Daily Show and Colbert before going into Tonight and Late Night.

I haven't missed an episode of @Midnight in weeks. As a fan of wit humour and improv this show ticks all of the right boxes that British panel shows do, while being extremely current. My brother and I are fans big enough that we both have t-shirts with Chris Hardwick shouting: "Points!"

Horses, like many work animals are happiest when they are doing something

Finally the Mayor admits that living and working in New York City is abuse.

I'd drive that with a WWII pilots cap and goggles, extra long scarf, and one of those cigarettes on an extender clinched in my teeth like I was Teddy Fucking Roosevelt.

I do Nazi that happening.

You want to build a brand for Maybach, build this. Perhaps without the extra rear axle, but maybe with it. I'm sure the Red Skull won't complain.

If they need something above the S-Class why not the SS-Class?

Opulence. I has it.

He went for the BOLS peach brandy instead of the Bombay Sapphire just mere inches above? This is exhibit A of misguided parenting, my friends.

Drink Wisconsibly!

Is it weird that I want to rub his belly and make a wish?

To: Best Buy Customer Service

half the guys there have bigger tits than her.

You know you fucked up when you make American Airlines look like the good guys by comparison.

You can login into comixology with your Amazon account soon. And Kindles will have a larger comic library.