This is like your girlfriend telling you that she's a virgin, except for that one time with that guy from Australia, oh and also the other night with some guy from the West Coast, but they don't count since she didn't "really care" about those times.

For the first time in living memory, the royal child is actually LESS inbred than the royal dog.

Fucking idiots. Everyone from St. Louis knows that rules aren't supposed to be written.

LOL I seems like the Dems got together and voted for her in an open primary just to make sure the Repubs lose the next time around, too. I do that every time there's an open primary: vote for the craziest GOP candidate on there.

Fixed the headline for ya -

"Oh yah, we might as well just buy a drone for da beer deliveries, donchaknow."

​This is also a movie, but maybe less obvious:

He also knows the most stylish way to enter any vehicle.

Some say, that he thinks "Top Gear" is a romantic drama. And that he won't remove his helmet on camera because his nose is considered a corporate logo by the BBC. All we know is, HE'S CALLED THE STIG!

Some Dogs Go To Colorado

A lot of people refuse to learn how computers work, even though they're necessary for everyday life.

Mallory Archer?

Rick Santorum feels super vindicated right now.

Somehow the use of fur makes me sadder than the possibility of sexy dog times!

Next time, I'll send them some Biff Pocoroba Bitcoins.

I am now picturing Camille and Doris Kearns Goodwin throwing chardonnay into each others' faces at a poolside brunch for some reason. Thanks for livening up my work Friday ;-).

There should be a reality TV show called "The Real Feminists of Academia."
Something tells me Camille would be the biggest shit stirrer on the show (and thus, fan favorite!)

Camille Paula lives to hear herself talk and she lives drama. The only reason she doesn't go around yelling "Fire!" in crowded movie theaters is because she couldn't do it without a page of prologue, a foreward, a history of fire——and how other women just aren't as good at is as Camille is——and an afterward.