Costco? They start at $11 (might be $12 now), give regular raises and extend health, dental, 401k, and life insurance benefits to part timers after 6 months. Not to mention free membership with 2% cash back. My husband topped at $50k a year as a regular full time employee and he was still due for another raise aside…

That coat is SOOOO derelicte.

What an ass. Nice hair. Kind of a butterface but it grows on you. And she's not bad looking either!

He's still got a few days left to take Russian antibiotics of questionable efficacy.

DUAN might not be the best place but I'm leaving this here anyway.

She just looks so strange, like some creation of the Tyrell Corporation.

We get it Brazil! Enough with the Senna tributes!

Why is this news? Pussy Riot has been fighting the glass ceiling for a long time now.

Killy received everything he asked for in under two hours, extra towels, breathe mints on his pillow, a 16 year old prostitute, a silver platter filled with blow. But when his Domino's pizza failed to arrive until 2:02 and they refused to give it to him for free, he sounded the red alert.

These Olympic athletes are so strong. I can't imagine what it's like to have known someone that has died.

It's like that old joke about how I went to a curling match and some women's tennis broke out.

I'll just make the inference that she probably doesn't eat carrots

Can we get a graph of how dingo-istic the Austrailian coverage has been?

Jin-GAH-mutter

Calling bullshit. No one's favorite candy is fucking push pop or bit-o-honey.

*Stares at his bag of Peanut Butter M&Ms*

I've been doing this for about 18 months and I find that it's imperative to put on clothes and have a location that's designated for work.

"It's okay if your first couple of days working from home are filled with a lot of television, snack foods, and a laptop on the couch next to you while you fire up the Xbox 360 instead of you sitting (or standing) at your desk and actually focusing on your work. "