Uh, I agree with the friends. If the dude was truly a major player, and you were always running into his exes, that would get old real fast.

It depends. Having your SO’s exes pop up all the time isn’t healthy if they’re still trying to exert some sort of control over the SO or are particularly flirty, nosy, judgmental, etc., which is something that has happened to me. I personally don’t like dealing with my own exes and don’t want to deal with my SO’s…

I could watch him & Furguson all day. They’re so fun.

Seriously. I saw the headline and said it should read “Woman acquitted for justifiable homicide.”

Right? I don’t want to turn this into a “All The Great Things About New Girl” thread, but I will say that Winston’s development as the series has gone on has been outstanding.

One word: Figging.

I’d be ok with seeing pranks like this still happen, so long as the prankster is savagely beaten and publicly ridiculed at the end.

We need to stop slandering “pranks” by including them with scenarios where someone is just being a dick.

Pranks should be surreal, not cruel.

“Pranks” are the socially acceptable way to get away with abuse.

Faxed it back to the 80's for you...

Aretha Franklin is all I need to feel like a natural woman. Periods can go fuck off.

nope. i feel fine. i have mirena and i got it last august. immediately my period was lighter. my last period was november. yesterday i had the tiniest bit of spotting, but wiping after peeing took care of it. i feel fantastic and i don’t have a period! no more cramps, no more period shits, no more tampons and pads and…

“It’s our identity.”

if you think patience is the most important thing when raising kids but you have to get high to be patient then MAYBE you shouldn’t have kids.

But remember, despite the fact they can be driven into a rapey, violent rage by a smile, direct eye contact, or a flash of female wrist or ankle, men are still the wisest, most capable, and most well-suited for leadership than women are.

Okay so I know you were talking about, you know, ‘THE NORMAL’ healthy humans BUTTTTTT...

Separate bedrooms (and bathrooms) are the real secret to a lasting marriage, particularly for a couple who are both well past 40.

How to start your day like Mocena:

I bought the book but I can’t find it.