Does he use his vegan superpowers in the film?

The real tragedy here is the waste of a premise. You have the ability to have a porn with up to 24 people, 12 each of males and females, all stranded in a remote location, with endless possibilities of people having sex to survive, forge alliances, trick each other into falling for traps, one last romp before death,…

ARRRRRGH FUCKING TRIPLE POST KINJA I AM COMING FOR YOU

my grandparents have been married for 50 years but my memaw almost left my papaw in the late 60s because she found out he was gambling all of his money away. she got a job and started saving up to leave; he realized what she was doing and begged her to stay and quit her job, and said that he would quit gambling. she…

EVERYTHING is porn to some folks. E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G. Choosing plastic over paper? Some bag boy gets a rush every time someone does that. Sleeping with your mouth open on the commuter train? That image is in someone's spank bank. I once read about a college student whose professor paid him to come to his house and…

This guy is gonna love being dead.

I emerged from my father's skull full-grown.

Well shit, now they have to re-write the whole fifth season of Downton Abbey.

Ha. Ha. My wee star brought the count to 69.

You win today! Carry on.

Pie charts are NEVER appropriate. Unless they're satirical, which is hopefully the case for Miss Hornbags McGwyn

Is it kosher?

My question is: Wouldn't a "pie chart" be appropriate? Or is that only if they barebacked it?

I'm sure her vagina is fine. They aren't like brake pads - they don't wear out.

I feel like all the tallying here, figuring out minutes and days and all, BEGS for a new number for "Rent." Seasons of Schlong, perhaps?

Assuming an average penis length of 5.5 inches (the first number I found (I'm not going to try that hard)) that is .87 miles of penis. She would need 1500 more men for a mile of dong.

Is it time for the Evangelion remake already?

These are the "worst" of that community. They give everyone else who likes the show and is an adult a bad name. They are the equivalent of Ferguson Looters.

This week, the man was horrified to find that the jar, which had been stored too close to a heat radiator, had evidently caramelized the glucose in his semen.

@zslane: Yes. If your DM has a day job, she probably doesn't spend every second of her free time inventing perfectly balanced monsters, encounters and adventures for you. Use of prepublished RPG material is not some failure of imagination.