Yes, this is the only thing that I am potentially bothered about. Guns freak me out, and I wish I lived somewhere that didn’t have guns at all, but, as Obama and so many others have said, the mentally ill are more likely to be victims of gun violence than perpetrators, and when they do commit violence, it is generally…

My mom is a post-partum nurse at the hospital one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta had her baby at. She said the woman was really nice when the cameras weren’t on, but acted dramatic and bitchy when they were in the room. Don’t get paid if you ain’t crazy I guess.

I didn’t make this post because I knew someone else already said it better. I’m 25, and most of my friends around my age who seriously use the word adulting are all mentally ill or disabled in some way. I absolutely have days where the act of taking a shower and walking the dog have to be celebrated or I will fall…

I like sharing a bed with my husband, but we just moved into a 1.5 bath apartment, and oh my god, I LOVE having my own bathroom. I will never again (until we move somewhere else, or stay in a hotel, or one toilet breaks, etc.) have to sit and pee in a cloud of my husband’s poostank.

I think this is a perfectly valid system of measurement.

Well now I’m openly weeping at my desk.

I mean, Jenny Lewis is 39. Not old, but I wouldn’t call her super young either. It’s a big age gap (26 years), but she’s old enough that I wouldn’t be creeped out by it.

This was me, too. I got my period at age 9, and I went on the pill at 11 after passing out from getting anemic after a six WEEK long period. I remember the doctor looked like she was bracing herself for an argument with my mom, but didn’t need to. I remember a day in fifth grade before I went on the pill where I…

I agree with this, but with my sleep apnea, it’s so hard to get that much good sleep. I’m good at sleeping with the CPAP on, but my nose gets stuffy around 4am pretty much every night and I wake up having trouble breathing because my mouth is being vacuumed shut. :(

Man, I’m 25 and never been pregnant, and I piss myself from coughing after bong rips all the time. I’m terrified that I’ll have a baby and just pee all the time. It’s good to know that this surgery worked so well for you. I am stoked about the prospect of a vaginal birth, but I, too, enjoy peeing on toilets and having…

My phantom dick has sympathy pains.

Yes, but they referenced Octomom, who had eight babies at once.

I'm gonna be the joke-explainer buzzkill. Don't play Dark Souls 2. It is hard, you will hate yourself, and you will never do anything but play it for the rest of your life. #DarkSouls2Widow

People of all genders sometimes like fucked-up partners. My high school relationships suggest I had a taste for them, but thankfully I fell for and married a sweet, chubby, freckled geek after college. I mostly take issue with your having "had much more ladies back in the day." We aren't fucking Beanie Babies. Stop…

I JUST STOPPED CRYING BEFORE I SAW THESE FEETIES HOW DARE YOU

This is otter slander!

If this were reddit, I would give you gold for ethics in otter journalism.

I was an RA in college. We had a girl who would take the wax paper soda cups from the campus grill, fill them with her urine, then put them in the bathroom trash cans.

I used to work for Domino's Pizza as an assistant manager, but because my pay was crap I'd also sign up for extra shifts as a driver. I once had a kid come to the door and pay me in cash rounded up to the next dollar, keeping a fiver in his hands. I paused, but decided I hated my job so why not: I asked the kid if he…

My mom had a Min Pin named Sonar. She wandered into my mom's yard and her big ol' ears led to the name.