I place the little cut-out from a bottle opener under the edge of the lid. Then I pry it up gently and slowly just until the vacuum seal breaks.

I keep seeing different self important declarations like these about how someone assuming the person supports Trump was the last straw to push that person over to support him. What they are really saying is they know it’s socially reprehensible to go along with some of the more extreme ideals and are looking for an…

Why is she hitting drywall with a hammer, seemingly at random? What outcome is she hoping for?

“If Trump were an adulterer too...”

He acted like a doped up circus bear. Where do you find doped up circus bears? Russia. It all fits.

He got all huffy.

You know if you watch his public speaking videos from the 80s and early 90s he had his shit together and was coherent. That Trump I’d be worried about. But his brain has been addled with age and amphetamines.

No, and neither has Ryan Lochte.

It depends. I primarily use my headphones when exercising (running, treadmill, etc). Sometimes I use them when on vacation and sometimes I use them at work.

I like this piece, Redford, but it details a good example of one of the reasons Americans don’t get cycling.

Were you wearing a helmet? Just trying to understand why you think they took him out of the race to play drums.

This. It’s also possible these guys were only using the EPA test to look at how the cars were passing the test (because that’s what they’d need to pass too). So they may not have noticed the discrepancy between test use and road use.

Thats Jeff Vader. He’s after the Penne Arrabbiata.

This tray is wet... this tray is wet... this tray is wet...

is that darth vader visiting the cantina?

The cops must have been practicing nabbing Wambachs with their T-16s back home.

I loved everything, everything about it EXCEPT...

Milton Friedman much?

Does your car have a lightweight flywheel?