Homophobia, pure and simple. 

¡Hijoputa!

Although it’s not a nefarious countdown of all the ink you use, it’s a nefarious count of all the ink the printer wastes to “unclog” the printheads. In time, the printheads get dirtier and dirtier, so much so that a significant fraction of the ink spent is wasted in printhead cleanings, which both waste the expensive…

I’ve gone nearly 100% paperless (well, I haven’t been printing stuff). The kind of things I needed printed of paper are so few and far between that it makes sense to have them printed at a kinko’s (or similar). Things like parking permits for the car’s windshield and some forms that HAVE to be filled out and signed BY…

Five years? Ha! It comes from a looong time. I’ve had it happen to me some ten years ago, on a printer that was some 4 years old.

Also tasty: make a chunky tomato sauce with cubed onions and sliced bell peppers cut in thirds, add cumin, black pepper, garlic powder… Then heat up the dogs in it, keep it at a low simmer on the stove (or chafing dish): hot dogs with an extra tangy sauce to be ladled over in the bun.

It isn’t that Americans are loud. They are loud and oh-so-unbelievably-clear in their speaking voices. One can hear all the details of how aunt Linda was cheated on by uncle Charlie when he went on a business trip to Kansas City from across the piazza. Sheesh!

Dollars and cents, baby. Disney probably figures that there is already a majority in the country who would be offended if they discriminated against gays, blacks, immigrants, the disabled, transgender people… So Disney is probably weighing the possibility of boycotts from either end, then the dwindling white…

Of course they want. For them indoctrination is something only they can use.

I don’t know about yokes. F1 drivers use them, I know, but they are supposed to be ‘hands on’ all the time. Can I drive for tens of miles holding the yoke with just one hand while I finish my big gulp? 

It would be a great idea to send trumptards to Mars in the first wave of colonization. With enough *no Oxygen*, there will be the beginning of a nice layer of nutrient-rich soil on the surface after they all die. A real “two birds” situation.

I think there is a way to bring them to reality. It’s like weaning someone from drugs: if you gradually remove the crazy from their media (news, social, whatever) they won’t mind—or notice—exactly because they are brain-addled fools to begin with. They had to be rattled to perform. In time they’ll go back to their…

It’s the only one that works using smarts. As long as you’re careful if using a knife, you’re golden. The best thing to use, though, is a spoon. The smallest spoon available. My cutlery set has coffee spoons, about 2/3 of the size of teaspoons. The bowl is small enough to fit under the lid with the concave side out,…

Cupcake pan. One half hard-boiled egg in each.

I would never trust a messaging board or service built and/or operated by someone else with any kind of secret, let alone criminal evidence. I would never trust anyone I didn’t know personally AND could be absolutely certain of their loyalty with a secret, let alone criminal evidence. I would not, in general, trust…

if you’re bald, shave your head or have very short hair, you will lose a lot of body heat through your head. Your face too.

Having a full tank of gas when things go pear-shaped is very optimistic. When you are driving on a road, from one place to another, you will have spent gas going from A to not-quite-B. Furthermore, police officers know they have a fixed shift, and they don’t need to conserve gas to last an unknown number of hours. And…

That might as well be from the brakes, if you go freewheeling on a long downhill stretch.

Pickle juice, a resounding YES. Toothpick with a fingertip-sized (and shaped too) piece of a very small cornichon and a lime-stuffed olive (not an olive pre-stuffed with preserved lemon peel, but an honest-to-goodness pitted green olive stuffed with a carefully cut piece of just the pulp of the lime*)

Oh for chrissakes, are you people gullible… she’s a girl! She does not fart. It’s basic biology.