The risk of having a bill come in the wrong amount (because of a glitch, someone misreading or just writing down the wrong numbers from the meter, or, as it happened at the beginning of the pandemic, the bill coming in as the “monthly average” because the meter readers were not out doing the readings) and messing up…

What I did with my pooch was to make fireworks seem normal.

“So, if you’re in California, Pennsylvania, Arizona, or Minnesota, you’ll want to hang your air fresheners somewhere else.”

Voting should be by essay “In times of uncertainty, it takes a special kind of person to take the public trust in his or her hands and represent the people of the state of Maine in all legislative matters. Such person, who shall, in my opinion, represent the 2nd congressional district of Maine is none other than…”…

“Senators normally wave the reading of bills…”

Let’s be frank: do the dick pics we send those senators really need to have been sent unsolicited to us first? Can’t we just crop them from porn site pics? Crop out everything but the thick, veiny bits of the photo? A thousand times a day, every day? Like a DDoS attack, but with more ‘D’?

I bet he has friends.

“…should be roasted incessantly.”

He will. Believe in me, he will. He’ll have to die first, and that’s a long time to wait for it, but when it begins it will last for at least an eternity.

In most of Brazil those are called “May flowers” or “October flowers”, depending on the latitude you’re at (they tend to bloom later in higher latitudes, it seems).

One question I have is why aren’t cars equipped with double glazed windows and windshields. And better thermal insulation under the cabin panels. Just because cars already produce a lot of heat from their engines, it’s ok to just waste energy? And electric cars, can they spare the battery charge to run heaters just…

There was a pic of him, so it was easy. Not only that but the news has been going around, so, again, easy. But what if it was a lesser known actor, in a story without the picture. Then how?

So the problem you seem to have is that you can’t push more watts into the phone through the wireless charger than the phone can take through the wireless connection? Is that it? That even though the brick you plug the wireless charger to can deliver 60W, the charger itself can’t push more than the 15W, 12W, 17W each…

If they’re married to 6 different people, they’ve voted Bush, Bush, McCain, Romney, trump and trump. They would have preferred to vote for local food ‘ol boy Mitt in all of them, though.

“Decent folks”

I think we should pay homage to Donald Trump. Call the little panda “former president”. Or “inmate number…”.

Tape. 1 inch-wide surgical over the upper edge holding it tight over the nose and cheeks, or 1/2 inch wide double-sided foam tape inside the mask, sealing it against the nose. 

Vote Biden? 

Birds if a feather, sis. Down here I don’t even go out to the trash chute in my apartment building without a mask. When I come back into my apartment, I spray alcohol on the mask and leave it hanging by the back door to air dry, then on to the mask hamper (a plastic bin) until there’s enough of them to wash with a bit…

Tape.