It’s not a distraction from the testimony. It’s misdirection. “Look, an outage!” While the other hand deletes everything related to what the whistleblower will talk about, and whichever physical evidente there is left was already carted away while people were “locked out”. 

Only the shittiest of the shitty, I’ll have you know. 

It doesn’t even need to detect anything. Just pop the message up from time to time. I reckon it’ll be right most of the times. 

In a truly free and democratic country, ‘unionized’ would be the default state for any company. And if one or two scabs want to go un-unionized, have it by law that unionized employees cannot be paid less (net) than non-union.

The risk of having a bill come in the wrong amount (because of a glitch, someone misreading or just writing down the wrong numbers from the meter, or, as it happened at the beginning of the pandemic, the bill coming in as the “monthly average” because the meter readers were not out doing the readings) and messing up…

Ok, but where are we going to find the explosive charges to scuttle their ship in shark-infested waters?

If they don’t want to take the vaccine, don’t give it to them. Tie them down anyway and inject them with cat piss, for all I care. Just make sure they don’t go about contaminating normal people. A deep hole oughta do the trick. 

Some even have the gall of saying Tucker Carlson has learned from yogis tricks to hold his breath for minutes on end, so he can orally ‘entertain’ the dolphin to fruition. “It’s very salty”, some would claim he said of it afterwards. Scoundrels.

The consistency and maturity in his opinions almost rises up to bratty little sibling level. “No, YOU farted!” 

Oh, yeah. The military are big on vaccine. Their faith in vaccination reaches nearly religious-zeal levels. 

What I did with my pooch was to make fireworks seem normal.

That, plus adding hard subs to the video, to make sure people understand what the pig said. 

If this thing could be packaged so that dads just had to bolt it to the kid’s bike and it gently weaned the kid off (like becoming less effective as the kid learns to balance), it could be rented or leased out. When the kid doesn’t need it anymore, dad returns it and another kid may use it.

Yes! Bring back TouchID right on time for FaceID to work fine again after we all stop wearing masks. Genius move. 

Considering the bag is discarded immediately after being opened, there’s no need for it. Why not have sealed cardboard boxes, with the bricks loose inside? Have the assembly instructions printed on the inside the box and make it out of perforated cardboard, so it opens up flat.

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Boba Fett Solo? Shouldn’t it be hyphenated? By the way, congratulations to the newlyweds, I guess.

What the f*ckua is an ‘Antione’?

Aren’t we gonna address the elephant in the room?

Oh the potential smells of first-person VR shooters… burnt explosives and gunpowder, blood, the sweet smell of bowels voided post-death… Can you make mine a HARD pass, please?