Double sided foam tape. A half inch wide strip about 8 or so inches long. Place it centered on the bone of the nose, let it stick to your face following the contour of your nose and cheekbones. Peel the backing and put on your mask. The tape will seal the upper part of the mask around the nose. It helps the keep the…

It’s fucking condoms all over again. THEY had been tested and were negative. YOU hadn’t (I assume). How could they tell they wouldn’t get it from you? They couldn’t but still wanted you closer to them and that’s one of the reasons why we’re in this mess.

Nope. The problem is not how to store hypothetical “leftover” baked potatoes. The problem is how to keep myself from charring the roof of my mouth with piping hot baked potatoes.

Almost. :)

So lazy they’re still mad about Lincoln freeing their “workforce” and leaving them do do actual work. 

Not deeper. Less deep. Skin deep at most. 

I like ‘suicidality’. Great word. I’ll start using it. 

While trump was trying to sell his branded real estate bullshit, and people sitting across from him at the negotiating table had an expectation of making a profit (which they did, after all, let’s be frank), everyone let him fly his bullshit. If you want to make some easy money, you let the codger yammer on. You humor…

So that’s why trump goes to so few funerals, huh?

Paper filter, fine grind, mid-roast, one tablespoon of coffee to make one cup.

The reality seem to be that you should copy the information by hand or take cellphone pics of the screen. 

Who fell asleep at the wheel in the headline department?

“Black and white Ford workers call for an end to Black-and-White Ford cars”

A “seedy underbelly” as I’ve ever seen one. 

They may hold you for an unreasonable amount of time, just so you get thirsty. Learn to “pour drink”* instead of sipping.

An alternating shish-kabob:

He thought the songs were just to diss Florence and her band, whom he truly hates. He didn’t actually listen to Rage’s lyrics.

Have anybody here considered how difficult it is to a) define IF a person is transmitting the virus (you can only trace cases and surmise that this person infected that other and was infected by that one); b) if the person is asymptomatic, WHEN that person got infected (symptomatic patients can tell the physician when…

“Because we should all be able to agree that we shouldn’t have police officers dying.”

Wrap it in cheese. 

It exists. Too bad it talks too much. [rimshot]

It exists. Too bad it talks too much. [rimshot]