One could always provide the same ‘wrong’ answer to everything: First pet? Graashiminas69. Street you lived when you were a child? Graashiminas69. Mother’s maiden name? Graashiminas69. Favorite sexual position? Graashiminas69.

The settlement should be done a bit differently from usual. Each of them Sackler bastards oughta be fed about 10 lbs of gold coins, then taken to a room with no cameras. Inside the room, their victims wait, each of them with rusty tuna can lids in their hands. They are free to take as much gold home as they can…

Why “Turbo”?

Was that sarcasm? I can’t tell anymore. 

Is the “/s” tag a gay thing?

“We’re estranged.” said an orangutan, “Ever since he reneged on his family. Shameful, really.”

Not even that she looks like a feral, kept-in-chains in the basement, fed with a bowl of gruel slipped under the door, shamefully-hidden ugly twin sister to Demi Moore?

Anything but those *shudder* veins. Men or women. Veins should be on the inside, deep inside, quietly transporting blood, not out in your face.

And the back leans too far back. It would be okay for lounging back and sipping a drink, but for dining? Ugh! Horrible. 

Florida is widely regarded as America’s scrotum. It’s only natural it would be crab-infested.

What should exist is a law prohibiting metal detectors in the entrances of federal buildings, especially Congress, the Supreme Court and the White House. It is easy to bend over backwards to appease gun makers and let guns flood the streets when one is ensconced behind an impregnable protective wall paid for by…

I only want to know what will happen to ICE truck drivers when, because of the ever-increasing number of EVs on the road, gas stations begin to close down due to loss of business (it WILL happen, maybe not now, but in some 30 years it’ll be hell to find a gas station, much like it was hell to find quick chargers a…

No it wouldn’t. If it were longer below the notch the notch would be in the same location, and people would fill it to the right level.

Someone who can’t tell the difference in flavor between dickmeat and rubber shouldn’t even try fellatio. 

“I know of someone who bought and owned a fake Ferrari. He didn’t find out until he took it into the shop, and was told that it was a fake”

Making a replica of an out-of-production car is one thing. Making replicas of current (or recent) cars is an entirely different thing. If they were making Dinos and Countachs, maybe the Italians would cry foul, but meh…

Loose clothing does not mean sweatpants. 

Weak inner thighs. That’s why he can’t pull them together.

Nature is wise… when a guy juices so much that his thighs get that huge, the testicles shrivel in proportion, just to get out of the way.

That leads to another good tip: never — ever — hang anything other than one of the hotel’s towels on behind-the-bathroom-door hooks. Especially, never hang anything you’ve taken out (underwear before a shower, for example)—if you hang the clothes you are gong to wear, that’s less bad, because you are going to put…