Imagine having a severely unbalanced wheel just from driving through mud? Severely! A side skirt(?) is a must.

Trump should do all that, but not walking away in obscurity. I’m thinking orange jumpsuit, as in “walking away from the WH in an orange jumpsuit.”

Eeeew! I’d be terminally grossed-out by children-sized fingers grabbing my junk.

They have lids, don’t they?

You don’t make money running a company, you make money IPO’ing a company. 

They need to have full cargo baskets, like Paris’ Vélib, not just cargo ‘shelves’ like CitiBikes.

I’ve never understood the appeal of remakes. “Oh, let’s take something so good it became a hit by the sheer luck of having good premise, writers, directors and actors—all at once—and remake it with different people!” Sure. It’ll work out just fine. All it’s required is to have lightning hit the same place again.

Hahaha… I love your sarcasm!

I once witnessed a lowered suspension meeting in a podunk one-street town… riddled with speed bumps. Oh the scraping, the scraping. The scraping still haunts me at night! I can’t sleep, giggling as I do when I remember the scraping of metal on asphalt.

“He or she…” really? Lowering a suspension that low for no good reason sure does not sound like a “she” thing.

Indeed. If there is a great opportunity to be had, it is not for Democrats to ask for airtime at those stations, but for anyone with enough cash to put a radio station on the air over there and NOT play trump’s ramblings 24/7. Just music and ads. Ka-ching! As trumpist as some of those slack jawed dimwits over there may…

Almost all, I hope.

In cinema, there’s such a thing as an “American Night”. It means to shoot in daylight with dark filters on the cameras.

Another way of making kibbeh: you mix everything (filling and outer layer) together and cook it like it was the filling, until everything is loose, like a dry sloppy joe.

“Making sure to seal the filling inside tightly, forming little footballs”

But that’s his version of trickle down economics: the only two cents he is willing to part with, delivered to every American, several times a day.

How many pounds of cherry tomatoes are you people cutting at once? Can’t they be cut one at a time? Sheesh!

Right now, “autonomous” cars have steering wheels because everybody knows you can’t rely on them to take you from point A to point B totally unassisted.

“Kinja!William Hughes

Like… alone in the kitchen, face down on a bowl of cheerios soggy with three-day-old curdled milk a few days after the big heart attack? That one I can see myself in.