Open floor homes are great… for architectural magazines’ photographers. And that’s about it. 

Because driving a dragster pickup truck in the highway pulling a trailer, just so you can lug all the parts you need to swap around so you can drive your dragster on the road is MUCH easier than driving a large and comfortable truck ferrying your dragster from place to place in safety.

That would be a clever use for a self-driving car: when parked, at every 30 minutes, roll a small random distance—no more than 5 inches at a time—forward or back, making sure not to go too far from the original position.

This is such an American thing, making laws to force people to pay to have their taxes filed. Even in backwater countries, like Brazil, tax software is a) provided by the IRS-equivalent, b) obviously free, c) internet-based, and d) simple enough that pretty much anyone who uses the standard deductions can file it by…

Of course she HAS to have “forces” behind her! Look at her: she is a WOMAN, she is NOT WHITE—two clear signs of “low iQ”, as defined by the Republican Smart Thinking Commission™.

It is drawn with a thick sharpie:

Because Trump’s too dumb to be of interest to Scientology. They like them dumb and impressionable, but not THAT dumb.

Right hand free to pick nose as God intended, back of left hand resting on thigh, steering wheel gently grasped with a two-finger loose pincer-grip. 

And the electrics spark when you pee yourself.

And scratch the sun visors and scuff the roof lining.

A 10 mph hit has 11% of the kinetic energy of a 30 mph hit (1/9, to be precise). Not only that, but a much larger portion of that energy will be dissipated by the bumpers (when compared to the 30 mph collision). I am willing to bet the overall “injury” caused by the slanted headrest in the 10 mph case would be much…

Oh, those poor kids! What are they gonna have for supper when Nick comes home from his double shift on the scrapyard? How are those kids make ends meet if they have to buy frozen dinners? If only Priyanka could have a job to help, but alas she is a woman and her place is at home.

That’s how you have to look up close to look good on TV. Skin and bones. If she looked “normal” she’d be labelled as “fat”.

What the dickens is an “open-fist punch”? Is there such a thing as an “open fist”? Aren’t fists a thing only when the hand is closed? (like laps, which only exist when you are sitting). Do you mean a “slap”?

It must be so good the have a good excuse to ban Milo... 

“The only indication that there’s even a cupholder at all is that little cup drawn on the dashboard. Click just below the cup, and behold the treasures within”

Now You got me picturing someone jostling the button while there is a cup on this doodad. Would it let it fall when the bottom bracket moved out of the way? Would it flip the contents of the cup towards the passenger seat? Would it crush a paper cup or cut it in half trying to pull itself through the console?

“This kind of genius doesn’t grow on trees”