The only thing lined with gold will be the pockets of a few fat cats, including a mangy orange tubby.

What REALLY has to happen do keep burger buns from getting soggy is the kitchen staff knowing that after cooked, the patty has to ‘rest’ for a few seconds to reabsorb the juices. If you take the patty out of the grill, slap it on the bun, pile toppings on it then close up the burger squeezing it tight, the juices WILL…

I simply love the irony in that the only thing that will save the skin of this right-wing racist prick from the righteous lynching he has coming is the fact that liberals are good and decent people who wrote laws to protect poor and downtrodden people from the likes of him.

The idea behind it is to get the caramel going sooner (the sugar you add begins to caramelize and “tricks” the onion’s into caramelizing too), but unless it is just a teeny tiny pinch, you’re actually cheating, even if you don’t intend to. The caramel you taste is the sugar’s, not the onion’s.

It just so happens that the richer fat cats tend to buy republican.

Game changer, like Hamburger Helper™ for Venison?

Yep. That’s true. I have a VW Fox in hotashellish Brazil and indeed, the windows roll down when you hold down the unlock key on the fob. If you’re close enough to keep an eye on your belongings inside the car, it’s a wonderful way of de-ovenizing the car before entering.

Do we need to read all that to come to the conclusion that that terrible asshole sounds like a terrible asshole because he IS a terrible asshole?

I’d guess it rhymes with “I’m so lonely-a”

Fuck this motherfucking Frankenberry clone.

But when he emigrated, was Hungary a “like Norway” country or a “shithole” country?

Security questions are just like passwords. It doesn’t matter what they are. “What was the name of your first pet?” You could enter “Fluffy” or “Cs16Fn44”. Same difference. The system doesn’t know. The system doesn’t care. All it cares is that you enter the same string as you did before.

Yeah, pretend you are a 14-year old girl and fuck yourself, Roy Moore.

Can’t land if you stay in the sky. The longer you stay up, the less fuel remains in the tanks. The plane WILL come back down. The choice is UNDER CONTROL or NOT.

Maybe the Arab/Israeli peace talks banquet.

#2: OR… Peel the eggs immediately after taking them off of the boiling water. Rinse them off in running cold water to cool their outsides (hold them in your hand while you do it to feel the “right” temperature). Peel them under a trickle of cold water (the water wedges itself between the shell and the egg,…

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No self-respecting southerner would do that.

Bendy trucks and pass-through cars. Neat.

Just to make sure, the lawsuit is NOT about him selling a car that the buyer thought was self-driving, is it?