Absolutely. Bathrooms aren’t for binging. They’re for purging, duh.

For daily life, I prefer “S-biners” (like two carabiners back to back, making like an “S”), especially the ones made out of plastic (actually it feels like fiberglass-reinforced plastic).

Those are one part of the “garlic trio burger” I’m so fond of: roasted garlic spread on the top half of the bun, plus olive oil fried crispy crushed garlic on top of the patty, under the cheese, and a garlic aioli slathered onto the bottom bun.

As far as I can tell, the delay happens because of the animation the operation buttons from white (indicating they have been pressed) to regular orange (indicating you “may proceed” with your calculation). While the button isn’t back to normal, the app does not register another press on it, so “2+3” becomes “23”.

Disposable mattress protection pads. They’re like disposable diapers but a flat sheet. Wrap each bottle with it. They’re soft and will cushion impacts. Furthermore, they’re absorbent, and will mop up the liquid should the bottle break.

The best thing for hangovers is Campari-and-beer. Not for curing them, of course. It can even bring a hangover BEFORE you’re drunk on it.

Assistive touch is great for reading webcomics. The ability to use “pinch to zoom” single-handed is precious.

Nope. David Spade’s really short. Love’s costume is called “hole”, as a homage to her band, and consists of one on the ground, where she stands.

Canned? Definitely beer.

I don’t believe people actually feel “refreshed”. Any increase in attentiveness probably comes from the adrenaline release of being startled awake.

IQ tests measure intelligence as much as weighing something measures mass. It doesn’t, but in a known, stable gravitational field, weight corresponds to mass in a predictable way. IQ is not how smart a person is, but serves as a way to produce a usable metric. Is it perfect? Not by a mile. Could giving Trump an IQ…

For boys, I think that one thing would make them be more “normal” when interacting sexually with women: DON’T GET SUCKED INTO THE WHOLE “MEN MUST ALWAYS BE ON THE PROWL FOR PUSSY” MENTALITY. Sometimes, yes, you may find a specific woman attractive, but don’t push yourself into believing that you do feel a NEED to move…

Or take it with you when you travel abroad and plan to swap out your carrier’s SIM for a local one. I carry a plastic baggie with my SIM tool when I go, and keep my original SIM in the baggie until I’m on the plane coming back home.

Maybe if you are a terrorist or drug dealer using the multiple-sim-on-a-rotation hack to maintain a covert operation. The idea is you switch SIMs around at predetermined times, and everyone on your cell/gang does the same, at the same time, with everyone’s contacts saved on the SIM. This way, come Tuesday noon…

”I do”? I’ve done it twice already.

I bet it is way more uncomfortable to be fired at by this thing.

Terrorism is not causing terror for terror’s sake. It is to destabilize a people’s willingness to fight against a given cause. Some dimwit shooting people just because isn’t terrorism. Some dimwit shooting people because he disapproves gay marriage or desegregation or even bacon and want the whole world not to do…

JB Weld, glue, zip ties? Are you all mad? You gotta use metal to fix metal! A metal plate and four pop rivets. At least. Six would be better, but it my become prohibitive.

“Hope Hicks” as in “White House Spokesperson Says ‘We Hope Hicks Continue to Show Support for Mr. Trump.’”

Nope. Made with abalone FOR real otters.