Fruit with cold cuts. Get fruit (pineapple, cantaloupe, watermelon, papaya, bananas, mango, grapes — juicy fruits, in short) and cold cuts (ham, smoked turkey breast, Canadian bacon — light in flavor, not too dry as pastrami would be), perhaps some light, fresh cheese (cottage, queso fresco, paneer, chèvre, fresh…

Funny. I’ve never had my beer leave more than two rings on a pint glass.

“A meat + a veg + a fat + a fruit” sounds like e terribly politically incorrect pitch for an “A-Team”-like web series.

I think those confederate flags should be legal, and even encouraged. They help identify the assholes who are white supremacists. Without them flags, that scum could pass as human folk.

If the cheese melts with just the heat of the burger, why not build the burger bottom up? First the bottom bun, then condiments/veg, lay the burger patty on that, then the cheese on top of the burger — let it rest to reabsorb juices into the meat, while the cheese melts — then the top half of the bun. This way you…

The funny thing is that there are so many ways to cook rice: Boil water first then dump rice in, water and rice in the pan then heat up, add oil, don’t add oil, rinse the rice before, don’t rinse the rice…

I have done this for my dog’s entire 13-year (so far) life. A few tips: If you can fit a (plastic/waterproof) stool inside the shower, it’ll be much easier on your back; if your shower head is the handheld/removable type, get a longer hose (long enough to reach the dog and for you to hold it comfortably); if your…

That’s redundant.

Super-oleophobic screen coating! Super-oleophobic screen coating! Please please let it have a super-oleophobic screen coating!

The longer you strain Labneh, the less sour it becomes. In time, almost like cream cheese.

The longer you let the whey drain, the more it becomes something rather like cream cheese. To really drain, it though, I’d go for 48 or more hours, while working the yoghurt (folding basically, so that the center doesn’t retain more moisture than the outside). When it is really thick, you can roll it into little…

“You might find it overwhelming to plan out every component of every day’s outfit, down to the underwear, but at least I know I’ll have enough underwear for every day of the trip—and none of it will be the wrong color or style for what I’m planning to wear.”

This is absurd!! Throuples are one man and two women, or two men and one woman, like it says in the Bible!

About Trump, I think the word is “gonad”.

I think conservative/republican rich a-holes truly want to drive the middle class to poverty and the poor to destitution. Not because they hate the poor (if you’re not wealthy like they are you are poor), but because the poorer the poor are, the longer hours they’ll be willing to work for less pay, the worse…

Not being impeached either. More like the current de functio vitæ situation that Nixon enjoys.

Or, as Chris Hardwick puts it, “Screeching hobo’s filthy lice-ravaged ball sack that’s been dragged over a urine-soaked truck stop toilet and repeatedly slapped with a greasy maggot-covered slice of pizza, pulled out of a flaming dumpster and covered in mutant deer ticks created in a steroid factory after…

Jeepers! She’s finally moving in on Melania’s man by deporting the victim of human trafficking!

There is a Chinese maker, Chana. In Portuguese, “chana” is slang for vagina. That’s something you eat, right?