I'm sorry, but if you hate chocolate and/or peanut butter (and not because you're allergic), you should be disqualified from voicing opinions about food.

I don't think "Really Hates Peanut Butter" takes any pleasure in anything.

Hopefully 17 trillion. Beyonce is fucking terrible.

No. The athletes pay to run in these races, which makes them the customers and the product they are buying is access to the race and all the race services that day.

Congratulations, you're everything wrong with this country.

go fuck yourself.

Absolute BULLSHIT that he won Best Player in the WC. James, Robben, Mueller, Mascherano and maybe even a couple more were better than Messi.

he probably is, but his winning the Golden ball award is a fucking travesty

No one wants you here, continue being poor in whatever 3rd world shithole you currently reside USA USA

I believe the dash between 7 and year-old should have been omitted

Okay, we get it. You hate the minimalist shoe fad. This guy was not the only one to write about barefoot running. There were already studies on the table and advocacy groups for foot flexure studies before this book came out. Including those by scientists actually working in the field.

After V. mentioned 20/20, Donald angrily replied that he didn't really care how the 40 acres were parceled out.

So then it's just a free-for-all during any Game 6, knowing your punishment won't occur until the next series or next season? "Punch the other teams superstar in the throat. Throw as many elbows to the head as you can. Knees to the balls are in play too, if you're a Euro." Get a clue man, you're way off base here.

So now you're just taking Sportscenter's Top 10 and turning it into 10 separate Deadspin posts?

Except he didn't go to college...

I won't conceit any of your points. The Heat are the best club in the world. Period. They're world champions. Find me the consensus best soccer club in the world and they can call themselves world champs too.

Bratcher was charged with first-degree criminal mischief.

I'm not a basketball fan, but doesn't a foul actually require contact between the two players? That's as much a phantom call as half of second base outs on double plays.

Sorry, with all my ultra-zoom, slowmo, shuffle..shuffle, wiggawiggawigga capabilities, I do not see VCU contact. I do see an SFA player who made an incredible shot and played his part well, but there was a no touchy-touchy slappy-slappy thing a happenin' on that play.

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