Me too. The internet in general needs to not do anything fro april fools for afew years. It's always predictably unfunny.

Wow. I just suggested that.

I disagree. I think making fun of those misconceptions and stereo types are more about making fun of the people who honestly believe them. It's a way to devalue and demonize those whom would abuse women. If only batter women jokes would encourage women to never put up with being the punch line. (no pun intended).

The idea that sarcasms hints at honest opinions often does have merits, but more often than not i would say it doesnt. I've not met one person who has told a joke about child molestation, killing hookers, or abuse of women to be hinting at ideas they secretly that they are ok with these ideas. The humor comes from an…

Lacks the lols, not because it hits close to home for many women, but because it was just not outrageous enough and lacks over the top absurdities. I think also that if it was indeed written in a way that was funny that it would have seriously pissed off many. Like a funny rape or abuse joke. The ones that make you…

When mold appears on the top of your coke you know you are in slob mode. Not seeing it ever means you're doing life right to some degree.

I've heard these complaints pre-hookup only to be let down when my appetite has not been satisfied. I've only been with 4 women who's appetites were compatible to mine, and not one who exceeded it. I recall a period where I was having sex 4-6 times a day and still found time to spank it more than once a day.

I didnt even think about that. There are drawbacks to not being much of an agists. But your thoughts are reasonable.

yeast does not act as a preservative in any sense. it is the hops and alcohol that help preserve beer. A beer with an unpasteurized mouse in it will burst. The yeast and other organisms in the mouse will feed off it.

Which goes even further to say that the dead mouse would have caused the can to burst.

No. What will happen is a lab will look at the evidence and the guy will not get any money. These cases arent often settled that quickily.

Bahahahaha... wont be happening. Sorry.

I'm with ya here. Things dont add up all over the place. There are various computerized container inspection tools used throughout the canning process.

Can you imagine being so unaware that you dont notice something the size of a mouse in your can? Center of gravity, noise, etc... Sorry... cant imagine it.

I'm 41. I drink 2 cans of monster a day along with 1-2 pots of coffee. When you are 41 you do wtf you want and grind up ppl who say otherwise.

that was my thought. when these are sterilized i assume its time based. the mouse would throw this off and thus the can would not be sterile. i assume in a week or so the can would actually explode.

the lid is put on after the liquid is put in the can btw.

I believe this is going to turn out to be fake.

I hate to say it.. but I agree with her. If asshats are going to use dirty tactics to try to stop abortions then I say its fair game to lie about being raped to get an abortion.

Therapy for what? For not understanding the rules of his job? Because he was a health care provider he is bound to HIPAA. We dont send ppl to therapy because they failed to understand the rules of where they are employed. The poor judgement in this case was breaking the HIPAA rules and knowing they applied to him.