No they're the same person, which is probably why we're supposed to cheer for Nimah when she takes him down a peg in the polygraph.

My life is roughly 50% lampooning, 20% marooning, 10% harpooning, 10% personal maintenance, and 10% dedicated solely to rhymes and puns. Roughly.

That's nice.

Ha, it's funny you mention that - I never picked up the game either. But I was really impressed by the trailer. It's just not my genre.

Oh sure - I thought Dead Island was a wrenching trailer, and I'm not a zombie-game person. Absolutely amazing work.

My brother considers them to be the best part of the movie, and a master class in montages.

It's a great trailer. But unfortunately not a very good movie. The wild things themselves lacked…well, I thought they'd be more animistic.

I wish…

It's okay - here's contingency piece on the current role of sarcasm!!

You dreamed a dream in time gone by…
When hopes for season 2 were more forgiving.

Count me in! I only watched Season 1 of the original - so in my mind there will be no drop in quality!

I thought the Canadian jokes were hilarious and silly, while at the same time being prophetic, which is a little sad. Butters always manages to get sentimental at just the wrong moments, which makes his story more engaging. And I don't get the sudden and total backlash against Kyle's speeches, when other characters…

David Hasselhoff, though admittedly they didn't South Park his face all the way. Same could be said about Mel Gibson - Braveheart makeup not withstanding.

I don't know - the rage that Limbaugh and his ilk are capable of instilling in people has probably led to violence. He doesn't create ignorance - he feeds like a foie gras goose.

Well, the season is young.

Stan learned his lesson after the second round of jackin' it in San Diego.

"I love Harriet Tubman! Underground railroad. Freed millions - maybe not millions. I don't know the exact amount - but freed a number of slaves."

Not bad for a season premier, but I was hoping for the "teachable moment" at the end about holding opinions and the value of dissent. Instead, Kyle caved and everything sort of deflated.

I loved Space Cases as a…young adult? How old was I…never mind. Point is, I liked that stupid show so much! And Kablam! Why is Kablam not on this list, but David the Gnome is? The only reason to bring back David the Gnome is for the epic opening music number, and there's no way they'd keep it in this day and age.

I'll never shop at the Banana Republic the same way again…