You have to have a minimally functioning intellect to comprehend irony, so...

To the next Secretary of Defense:

Yeah....these people calling for martial law to overturn an election are the same people who think that being asked to wear a mask is tyranny. They don’t see the irony.

“People out there talk about martial law like it’s something that we’ve never done. Martial law has been instituted 64 times.”

100%

Alternatively, looking at the present state of the game, they should have launched on PC now, and delayed the console release. The install base on X1 and PS4 is still large enough, and world economies are still pressured enough, that I don’t think a few months delay on those consoles would upset sales forecast.…

My understanding was that CP2077 WAS being developed for PS4/XB1. I think CDPR bit off more than they could chew by also making it for PS5/XBX. Now here they are, choking on it. Hard.

Like Black Flag, basically. It was nice on 7th gen but the PS4 Launch version was kickass when it dropped. 

“CDPR! You were the chosen one! You were supposed to bring balance to AAA game development, not become just like everyone else!”

-100 Social Credits. Please report to your local reeducation centre.

Me, sitting in my literal beige 4-cylinder Camry: “Hmm...tisk...not an S, huh?”

Nice price, for sure.  And I’m sure it’s genuinely 10x better than anything I’ve ever had.  But...knowing there are “S” models out there that I didn’t reach for would eat at me.   

If the ad disappears, we’ll know it Cayman went.

when your country is known for ripping off other peoples idea, this is what an original thought looks like

Me too! Suckers, all of them!
Anywho, I’m off to buy a new starship for Star Citizen.

Settle down satan.

I imagined the game bugging out completely as it tries to load Keanu's model, only for Ashton Kutcher's face to appear as he yells "you've been punnnnnnnnnkd!"

He’s right though, it’s not his character. He’d never help a child.

The best part is they have another 120 ton prototype basically ready to go after they have reviewed the data from this test, and SN10 isn’t much farther behind that. They aren’t just testing a rocket they are testing an entire assembly line and manufacturing process for them

when it started the flip up maneuver at the end I literally shouted “holy shit, they’re gonna pull it off!” and then immediately laughed as hard as I have in a long time when it went RUD.

not out of scorn, but out of pure joy that they have the balls to approach this whole enterprise in such a fearless manner.  these…

I think it’s the fact that she’s cosplaying a blond Sarah Palin.