Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another parking lot!

Uh.. have you heard the original song?

SNL is usually a pretty good barometer of how in touch you are with current pop culture so I appreciate them parodying a song from the last time I was.

I also thought the headline photo was a photoshopped joke to mock this person’s stupidity. I believed that people would have the common sense to not take up an entire race lane once they realized they were on a track.

This is so crazy. I just assumed the top photo was a digital rendering to illustrate the situation in hyperbolic fashion; the GLA even looked like it was hastily ‘shopped into the picture (that’s what my brain interpreted, looking for a figment of rationality in this whole situation). I figured we’d see video of a car…

I love motorcycles! My winter steed is a Suzuki Burgman 650. The Buell Lightning and Honda CBR get to hide away from the salty roads.

Get a motorcycle license instead as you’ll ride more often. It’s just like flying... but with an impossible level of air traffic (with drunk and distracted pilots).

Pandemic and Visceral...😔

How long before Bioware joins other EA studios in the long night?

I thought the header image was a good answer. My Fiero was a ton of fun even moments after the engine died. It should be even more fun once a new engine goes in :)

It’s silent now.  Therefore, it can sneak up easier on crowds and produce maximum carnage.

“Bring A Trailer”, because “Launder Money” would have been obvious.

Thanks for putting this sound in my head.

I can be a bit of a Needler from time to time 

Maybe it’s a Reach that’s... Infinite 

But what if it’s Combat Evolved?

The only having 20 seconds of protection and it taking Grosjean 18 seconds to get out adds more context to my comment the other day about that safety worker needing to get an official reward/recognition for putting the fire extinguisher right on Grosjean as he struggled to get out. It was another crucial thing that sav…

Yeah, I agree.

That should quiet anyone who was somehow still complaining about the halo in 2020.

There was nothing lost by adding the halos, the cars still look cool! There was so much gained as yesterday proved.